1. My mind has come to a complete halt.
2. I'm supposed to write a song a week or something.
3. “Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.” -C.S. Lewis.
4. New eyeglass prescription.
5. That kid inventing that brilliant solution that will save lives and change the course of humanity? That was supposed to be me.
6. At least we still have chocolate.