1. Playboat fits inside new car no problem.
2. No I do not need a kitten. No I do not need a kitten. No I do not...
3. Irradiated Tuna is damn tasty.
4. Mark G. dislocated his shoulder on Sec. IV. Hate having another friend in the Shoulder Club.
5. My kindergarten teacher, and cousin, passed away. Very sad. She was such a sweet lady.
6. Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone you love them.